Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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