Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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