So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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