would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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