either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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