Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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