butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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