i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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