i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Houston, we have a blender
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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