That's intense
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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