I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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