So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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