Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
His hands were made for my vagina.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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