Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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