Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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