She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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