I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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