is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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