worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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