Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
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you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize