Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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