I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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