Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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