evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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