Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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