you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.