quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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