You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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