Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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