I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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