Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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