I need help removing her.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Randomize
