Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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