I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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