Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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