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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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