We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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