is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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