your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
