This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
this beer tastes like vomit already
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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