I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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