it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
The air taste purple.
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