How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Shame is for Republicans.
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