My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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