Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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