i think my mom watched the whole time
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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