My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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