so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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