? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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