Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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