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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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