hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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