I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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