Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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