i just google imaged poop.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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