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me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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