All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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