Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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