Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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