Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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